An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand while he pulls a male buffalo. As soon as he got inside, the Indian said to the waiter, “Want coffee.”
“Sure, Chief. Coming right up,” the waiter replied, soon returning with a large mug of coffee.
After drinking down the coffee in one gulp, the Indian turned and shot the buffalo with his shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter all over the place as he walked out of the cafe.
The next morning, the Indian returned to the cafe. Once again, he had a shotgun in one hand and he was pulling a male buffalo in the other. Walking up to the waiter, he said, “Want coffee.”
“Whoa, Tonto!” the waiter replied. “We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”
With a huge smile on his face, the Indian responded, “Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”
LOL! How perfect is that?!
Jokes like this one are perfect for lifting our spirits and making us think at the same time. Social media users can’t get enough, with some saying things like “hilarious” to others saying that the joke is “so true.”
I would like to start a trend about the inept and genuinely stupid person who is currently POTUS. When you write about him spell his last name like this: BiDUMB – If enough writers pick up on this, it will be a constant reminder of the critical mistake that was made in electing this idiot to lead our great country.
A young man was interviewing for a prestigious position at a Fortune five hundred Company. He was the last of 15 applicants sitting in a room waiting to be called. As time goes on he notices
that many the the applicants that were interviewed and leaving, were in tears. It was very puzzling as he waited to be called. Finally near the end of the day his name was called. As he approached the door that leads into the interview room, the applicant before him is coming out and stops him and says “ whatever you do or say, do not mention anything about his ears. Again, puzzled he walks inside the interview room and noticed a large desk and a bald man with no ears sitting behind the desk. The interviewer asks the young man to take a seat and the interview began. After a couple hours and many questions, the interviewer says to the young man, “ You have quite the resume as did many of the other applicants. Having so many good quality people to fill the position, I had to narrow down the competition by asking them the same question. Had any of them answered it correctly, they would have been on the final list of applicants for this position”. Unfortunately, not one of them could correctly answer the question put forth to them. So I will present to you the same question and if you can answer this question correctly, the position will be yours. Are you ready? The Young man nervously replied “ Yes Sir, I am ready! The interviewer asks the Young man, “ What is different about me”? The Young man staring at the interviewer remembers what the applicant before him said when he was on his way in and causally says to the interviewer
“ you’re wearing contact lenses”! The interviewer nearly falls off his chair, surprised and delighted. He says to the young man “ You are absolutely correct and the position is yours” ! “ But tell me
Young man, how did you know”? The young man blurted out “ Well, you can’t wear glasses”!