Just about every parent of an adolescent worries from time to time that their child will fall in with the group. Consequently I can’t imagine the thoughts running through this dad’s mind when he found a letter from his son telling him that he he ran away with his older girl.
Worryingly, not only did his girlfriend convince him that marijuana isn’t so bad, she was also pregnant. On the bright side though, the dad could read the rest of his boy’s letter and find exactly what the teen really wanted say to his father.
Upon passing his sons room he realized his sons room was spotless, immediately the dad knew something was amiss. The dad had to go in for further investigation because even the bed had been dressed. Finding a letter penned “Dad”, he was about to get the shock of his life when he opened it.
Writing to his dad in the letter, the son describes how he secretly ran away with his older girlfriend because he knew his parents would not approve of their relationship. But it gets a lot more hairier after that. Read the Letter below and see why:
“Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact she’s much older than I. But it’s not only the passion Dad; she’s pregnant.
“Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune—for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15, I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I am sure we’ll be back to visit so that you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love,
your son, Joshua
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report card that’s on the kitchen table. Call me when it’s safe for me to come home!”
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